ASIAN LADY
Spoken:
This song is dedicated
to the woman I saw at
the bus stop. Call me.

Verse:
Asian Lady
I love you
You're so tiny
I think that's cool.

Asian Lady
You're so small
If we made love
We'd look like different animals.

Asian Lady
Let's take that chance
There's my honda
It screams romance.

It's got four doors
But its kind of small
We couldn't do it
If you were tall.

I like Beer
And watching TV
I'm the total package baby so
get with me.

So call me crazy
Falling off the hook
Throw out that manual
We'll rewrite the book.

Chorus:
F# E F#
Oh Asian Lady
A B E F#
Baby can't you see
A B E F#
You'll be my Duchess
A B E F#
of the South China Sea

The motel nearby
It won't cost much
Play your cards right
and we can go dutch.

Oh Asian Lady
Here comes your bus
The number 29
will be the end of us.